I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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