She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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