You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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