hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
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