Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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