Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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