I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
