we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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