I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
We have started to decorate penises.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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