I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Randomize
