I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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