Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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