I wannas sexs uuuuu
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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