"it" just moved
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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