woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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