Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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