I am spending my child support on dildos
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize