my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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