Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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