Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
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its like you know when i get waxed
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