Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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