I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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