have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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