so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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