the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
