I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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