Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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