I can tuck mytits in my pants
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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