i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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