why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
The air taste purple.
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