I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
These tits shall not be calmed
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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