Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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