She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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