Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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