just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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