Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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