What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
