ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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