It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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