It was confusing and full of hummus
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
