just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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