She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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