if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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