How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
If I die, sorry about rent.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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