Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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