How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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