I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize