I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
how drunk are you?
Several
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
