That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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