Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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