Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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