You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
