gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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