your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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