thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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