Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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