Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Holy shit dude........stairs
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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