Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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